Damn Peacocks

I hate peacocks, the over abundance of arrogance annoys me. I wish we could hunt them down, follow them, track them down like the little unsuspecting victim of my anger that they are, this would be one of the easiest hunts a man could do. The peacock is too arrogant to realize your about to cap his tailed arse, he is too self absorbed to notice what is really going on around him. All that matters to the peacock is flaunting how good they are in order to get the positive attention they seek from those around them because back home in their nest they never measured up to the self righteous arrogance of their parents. I almost wish I lived in the United States so I could bring a gun to work and hunt down these feathered annoyances. Though I realize now on further consideration that shooting your co-worker is a national past time however it is not yet legal in the USA.

Admit it, you have a peacock in your office that you would love to see stuffed and mounted in the lunch room. They are the arrogant ass kissing bragging pain in the ass who comes in and does half the job that you do then they insist on bragging how good they are and running up to the boss hoping to get a pat on the back and a gold star from them. They are the pompous superstar who comes in takes some simple basic advice you give them and then feels the need to be congratulated every five min for doing basic common sense stuff. They are the lazy prick who does one thing really well but can not do the res of the work that comes with their job, so they focus all the attention they can to the one part they do well. They are the bragging self centered stool pigeon that instead of working with the team gives the team someone to rally against.

We need to hunt down and stuff these peacocks damnit!

So how was your day at work?